‫- PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD...
‫- WE WENT AND MET ‫MY BIOLOGICAL FATHER.
‫- WOW! IT'S A WHOLE NEW YOU.
‫- DO YOU WANNA SWAP NUMBERS?
‫- YOU MIGHT WANNA CUT OTHER ‫PEOPLE A BREAK SOMETIME.
‫- DON'T MAKE ME SEEM LIKE ‫A HEARTLESS BITCH.
‫- [mouthing words]
‫- I WAS FEELING LOW
‫BECAUSE OF MATTY'S REJECTION,
‫BUT HIGH BECAUSE OF MY ‫COLLEGE ACCEPTANCE,
‫AND OKAY BECAUSE I'D MET ‫A REALLY COOL GUY ON THE BEACH
‫I WAS HOPING TO SEE ‫AGAIN TODAY.
‫IT WAS TIME TO HUNKER DOWN
‫AND ENJOY WHAT WAS LEFT ‫OF SPRING BREAK.
‫- HEY, JENNA, ‫YOU'RE THE LAST ONE UP.
‫LUCKILY, THERE'S STILL ‫SOME COFFEE AND POSTRES.
‫- NO THANKS; ‫I'M NOT REALLY HUNGRY.
‫- HEY, BITCH, COOL SHORTS,
‫BUT WHY DO YOURS ONLY HAVE ‫ONE RANDOM STRING?
‫JUST PULL IT ACROSS ‫SO THEY FRAY.
‫- OH, LISSA, NO.
‫- OW, BITCH, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?
‫- LISSA, THE BITCH THING, ‫IT'S NOT BECOMING.
‫- JUST GIVE IT A YANK. ‫- NO, STOP.
‫IT'S MY TAMPON. ‫- YOUR WHAT?
‫- MY TAMPON!
‫- HEY, HAMIL-TAMP.
‫LOOKS LIKE MATTY AND GABBY ‫ARE GOING FISHING.
‫MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO WITH THEM
‫AND STICK WHATEVER'S ‫AT THE END OF THAT STRING
‫IN THE CHUM BOX. ‫THERE'S NO TELLING
‫WHAT YOU MIGHT ‫PULL OUT OF THE OCEAN.
‫- FISHING, HUH? ‫SOUNDS FUN.
‫- WE'RE GOING WITH DANNY, ‫MATTY'S BIO DAD.
‫- YEAH, I KNOW WHO HE IS.
‫MATTY, I'D LOVE TO ‫MEET HIM SOMETIME.
‫- I REALLY WANT YOU TO.
‫- WE JUST MET HIM OURSELVES, ‫MATTY.
‫PROBABLY SHOULD GIVE IT ‫SOME TIME.
‫- YEAH, I WOULDN'T WANT TO...
‫MAKE ANYONE UNCOMFORTABLE.
‫- WAH!
‫- COME WITH US, GRINGA.
‫WE HAVE GUMMY BEARS AND CIGS.
‫- HORCHATA AND HOOCH!
‫both: SUGAR AND SIN.
‫- YOU LITTLE ‫BUSTED TWEAKERS.
‫- OOH, TIME TO BUST SOMEONE'S ‫LEATHER DADDY OUT OF GAY REHAB.
‫- YAY, JAILBREAK! ‫LET'S DO IT.
‫- AY-AY-AY!
‫- HEY, MAN, WHAT'S UP?
‫- OH, I JUST GOT NUKED ‫BY NORTHWESTERN,
‫SO I'M BUMMED.
‫- AH, MAN, THAT SUCKS.
‫YOU HAVE OTHER OPTIONS?
‫- WELL, YEAH, ‫BUT I WANTED THIS ONE, MAN.
‫- PISS, MOAN, PISS, MOAN.
‫JESUS, WHAT A BUNCH OF DUDS.
‫I INVITE YOU ALL ‫TO MY BEACH HOUSE.
‫- WE'RE, LIKE, ‫A MILE FROM THE BEACH.
‫THERE ARE SHACKS OWNED BY ‫CHILDREN WHO SELL CHICLETS
‫WITH A BETTER VIEW ‫THAN THIS FLEA BAG.
‫- LET'S GO BACK INSIDE, GUSTAVO.
‫I CAN'T RELAX LOOKING AT ‫A BUNCH OF SOUR-PUSSIES.
‫JUST WORK IT OUT.
‫- STILL NOT SEEING DOLPHINS.
‫- JUST GOT TO KEEP ‫PUTTING GOOD VIBES OUT THERE.
‫THEY'LL HEAR YOU.
‫- QUACK, QUACK!
‫WHY AREN'T WE PARTYING?
‫LITTLE BITCH, WHERE'S YOUR MOM?
‫- SHE SAID SHE ‫WASN'T FEELING WELL.
‫I THINK SHE'S SLEEPING.
‫- I TOLD HER TO STAY AWAY ‫FROM THE CEVICHE.
‫THAT'S ALL I NEED
‫IS FOR HER TO BE LAID UP ‫WITH THE SQUIRTS ALL WEEK.
‫KILL ME NOW.
‫- I SEE THEM!
‫BABY, I SEE THEM!
‫- I WAS USED TO BEING ‫BLOWN OFF BY MATTY,
‫BUT THIS ONE REALLY HURT.
‫WHEN WOULD I STOP ‫HAVING EXPECTATIONS OF HIM?
‫SOME WERE ROMANTIC. ‫SOME WERE PLATONIC.
‫AND MOST WERE NEVER MET.
‫- WELL, SOMEONE'S GOT A LOT ‫ON HER MIND THIS MORNING.
‫- FUNNY MEETING YOU HERE AGAIN,
‫IN THE EXACT SAME PLACE.
‫- CONSISTENCY, HABIT, ‫TIMELINESS.
‫THEY BEAT THAT INTO US ‫AT BOOT CAMP.
‫- THERE'S A LOT TO BE SAID ‫FOR CONSISTENCY AND TIMELINESS.
‫- WELL, IT MOST CERTAINLY ‫REWARDED ME TODAY.
‫DO YOU HAVE A COUPLE MINUTES ‫TO HELP A GUY
‫GET THROUGH THIS ‫JAMON Y QUESO?
‫- HELLO?
‫HEY, EVERYONE!
‫ANYONE HERE?
‫[woman retching]
‫HELLO?
‫[retching continues]
‫LACEY?
‫[knocking]
‫- [vomiting]
‫- OH, GOD.
‫- HI, HONEY.
‫WELCOME TO MEXICO.
‫- LACE!
‫YOU UP?
‫IT'S NOON, BIATCH!
‫DON'T BE A PUSS.
‫IT'S JUST MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE.
‫NOTHING KILLS THE MONTES ‫LIKE A LITTLE FIREWATER.
‫- I'M PREGNANT.
‫- NO!
‫- VAL!
‫VAL!
‫- DO YOU HEAR SCREAMING?
‫- VAL!
‫[beachgoers murmur]
‫VAL, THOSE AREN'T DOLPHINS!
‫OH, MY GOD, VAL, ARE YOU OKAY?
‫- IT WAS SO MAGICAL.
‫THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL AND SWEET ‫AND SO PLAYFUL.
‫THEY REALLY ARE MAMMALS. ‫IT WAS LIKE PETTING A DOG.
‫- VAL, THOSE ARE SHARKS.
‫- [laughs] ‫OKAY.
‫THAT'S VERY FUNNY, BABY.
‫DON'T RAIN ON MY ‫LIFE-ALTERING ENCOUNTER.
‫- VAL, DOLPHINS HAVE VERY ‫VELVETY, SOFT SKIN.
‫JUST TOUCHING IT SHREDDED YOU.
‫OH!
‫- EASY, NOW.
‫LET'S FIND YOU A CHAIR.
‫- WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU? ‫- SHE HAD A LITTLE INCIDENT.
‫- ONLY AS LITTLE AS A NEAR-DEATH ‫EXPERIENCE CAN BE.
‫- NEAR-DEATH? ‫- OH, CALM DOWN.
‫THAT DOESN'T EVEN MEAN ANYTHING ‫SOUTH OF THE BORDER.
‫THIS WHOLE COUNTRY ‫IS NEAR DEATH.
‫- WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THAT? ‫- DO WHAT?
‫- PUT DOWN A WHOLE COUNTRY. ‫MEXICO IS A GREAT COUNTRY,
‫NOT JUST THE THIRD-WORLD ‫CRAP BUCKET YOU LIKE TO SEE.
‫- OH, GET OVER IT.
‫YOU GREW UP IN THE SOUTH BAY, ‫MUCHACHO.
‫- EXCUSE ME, I JUST ESCAPED ‫THE JAWS OF DEATH.
‫- IT WAS LITERALLY JAWS.
‫THEY WERE 10-FOOT ‫JUVENILE GREAT WHITES.
‫- IN ALL FAIRNESS, ‫THEY WERE VERY PLAYFUL.
‫BUT I WAS SAVED ‫BY THESE JAWS OF LIFE.
‫OW.
‫MY CLOSE CALL WITH SCARY FISH ‫MADE ME REALIZE
‫THAT EVERY MINUTE ‫WE AREN'T EMBRACING LIFE,
‫WE'RE EMBRACING DEATH.
‫- IN THAT CASE, ‫THIS PATIO IS A [bleep] MORGUE.
‫- LIFE IS SHORT, PEOPLE.
‫AND THAT GRIM REAPER ‫IS A MEAN BASTARDO.
‫YOU CAN ONLY FOOL HIM ONCE.
‫AND THAT'S WHY...
‫BIGGIE AND I HAVE DECIDED ‫TO QUIT OUR SCHOOL JOBS
‫AND TRAVEL THE WORLD.
‫- [whispers] WHAT? ‫- IT'S ROMANTIC,
‫THE TWO OF THEM ‫GOING OFF TOGETHER.
‫- YEAH, SHE'LL BE DEAD ‫WITHIN THE YEAR
‫FROM GETTING STOMPED ON ‫BY A CAMEL,
‫AND HE'LL SPEND THE REST ‫OF HIS LIFE
‫BEING SNOTTED ON ‫BY NASTY CHILDREN
‫IN A EURO THEME PARK.
‫- WHY DO YOU HAVE TO PISS ‫ON EVERYONE'S PLANS?
‫- I DON'T KNOW. ‫BUT CAN WE GO?
‫BECAUSE I PROMISED EVERYONE ‫I'D BUY ROUNDS
‫TO CELEBRATE MY GETTING ‫MY SCHOLARSHIP
‫AND GETTING THE HELL ‫AWAY FROM THEM.
‫- DOESN'T SOUND FUN TO ME.
‫- OH, PLEASE, YOU'RE MEXICAN
‫AND YOU DON'T WANT TO DRINK ‫DURING THE DAY?
‫- HEY, GO BY YOURSELF, LADY. ‫I CAN'T TAKE YOU ANYMORE.
‫- HEY, THAT GAB'S A GREAT GIRL.
‫YOU CAN TELL THE TWO OF YOU GUYS ‫GOT A LOT IN COMMON.
‫[fly buzzing]
‫- YEAH.
‫- HEY, I GOT YOU SOMETHING.
‫I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.
‫- WOW.
‫THANK YOU, DAN-- ‫MR. DURAND.
‫- HEY, MATT, IF IT MAKES YOU ‫MORE COMFORTABLE,
‫YOU CAN CALL ME DAD.
‫I MEAN, I KNOW I WASN'T ‫THE DAD THAT RAISED YOU,
‫BUT...WHAT THE HELL, RIGHT?
‫- COOL...DA-- ‫DAN.
‫- AS SOON AS I SAW THAT, ‫I WENT, "THAT'S MY MATT."
‫[laughing] ‫- RIGHT.
‫[thumping music]
‫- UGH, THIS IS SO DEPRESSING.
‫I FINALLY GET THE SCHOLARSHIP,
‫AND THE ONLY PERSON HERE ‫TO CELEBRATE WITH ME IS YOU.
‫I CAN'T THINK ‫OF A WORSE SEND-OFF.
‫OH, WAIT, I CAN.
‫HI, LISSA; ‫WHERE'S YOUR FATHER?
‫- WE WENT ALL THE WAY ‫TO GAY REHAB,
‫AND HE DISAPPEARED,
‫WHICH IS REALLY SCARY ‫AND SUPER EXCITING.
‫WE DON'T EVEN KNOW ‫IF HE'S STILL GAY.
‫- MM, SAFE BET. ‫- GAYER THAN A GOOSE.
‫- O.M.G., IS THAT JENNA?
‫- [blowing]
‫- OKAY, IS THIS ‫WHERE YOU'VE BEEN HIDING?
‫- HEY, T!
‫THIS IS MY FRIEND BRIAN ‫AND HIS FRIEND ADAM
‫AND THEIR FRIEND WILSON.
‫- WELL, HELLO, T. ‫- HI.
‫I'M TAMARA, BUT YOU CAN ‫TOTALLY CALL ME T,
‫BECAUSE IT STARTS WITH A "T."
‫- WELL, YOU CAN CALL ME "A" ‫IF YOU WANT,
‫JUST TO BE EVEN.
‫- OKAY, "A."
‫- YOU'RE PRETTY CUTE.
‫- [giggles]
‫[Spanish hip-hop music]
‫- ARRIBA, ABAJO, AL CENTRO, ‫OH, [bleep] IT.
‫- WHOA.
‫INCOMING.
‫- SORRY.
‫- CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? ‫- HER NAME IS LISSA,
‫AND IT'S A REALLY GOOD TIME ‫FOR YOU,
‫BECAUSE SHE'S PISSED AT GOD ‫AND WILL DO ANYTHING.
‫- SORRY?
‫- THE BLOND YOU'RE LOOKING AT?
‫- THE ONLY ONE I'M LOOKING AT ‫IS YOU.
‫- UGH, I CAN'T WITH THIS ‫RIGHT NOW.
‫GET OUT OF MY FACE.
‫- YOU'RE BITCHY.
‫I LIKE THAT.
‫- OH, SO YOU'RE GAY.
‫- NO, I JUST LIKE ‫CRAZY BROWN EYES.
‫AND SINCE YOU'RE DONE ‫WITH THIS ONE,
‫CAN I BUY YOU ANOTHER?
‫- DON'T WORRY; WE CAN DO THIS. ‫WE FIGURED IT OUT LAST TIME,
‫AND WE HAD A LOT MORE ‫AGAINST US.
‫- AT LEAST THIS TIME ‫WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING.
‫AND I WON'T BE THE YOUNGEST MOM ‫IN THE PTA.
‫- YEAH, YOU'LL BE THE OLDEST.
‫- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M ‫MOST WORRIED ABOUT?
‫- YEAH.
‫HOW TO TELL JENNA.
‫- SO THEN WE MOVED ‫FROM URUGUAY TO CUBA.
‫WELL, GUANTANAMO, BECAUSE MY DAD ‫WAS STATIONED THERE.
‫DO YOU LIKE TO TRAVEL?
‫YOU DON'T TALK MUCH, DO YOU?
‫YOU ARE SO FRIGGIN' CUTE.
‫- * ONE, TWO, THREE
‫*ALL THE SEXY GIRLS WITH ME *
‫* PUT YOUR DRINKS ‫IN THE AIR *
‫* LET'S GET DRUNK ‫AS WE CAN BE *
‫- DADDY? ‫- BUMBLEBEE!
‫I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH.
‫- DADDY, WHAT ARE YOU ‫DOING HERE?
‫- THE LORD WORKS ‫IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS,
‫BUT YOUR NEW FRIENDS ‫WORK FASTER.
‫THEY TEXTED ME ‫AFTER YOU LEFT GAY REHAB,
‫TOLD ME WHERE I COULD FIND YOU.
‫I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE ‫MY LITTLE ANGEL.
‫- LOOK, THE IMPORTANT THING
‫IS THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS ‫MOVING FORWARD.
‫AND THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
‫- WELL, THAT'S WHAT ‫I'M TRYING TO DO.
‫- OKAY, WELL, ‫YOU MAY HAVE TO DO
‫A LITTLE BIT BETTER THAN TRY, ‫JENNA.
‫YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY DO IT.
‫AND I GET THAT THIS MAY ‫SOUND STUPID,
‫'CAUSE I'VE ONLY KNOWN YOU ‫FOR A COUPLE DAYS,
‫BUT I SEE A STRONG GIRL ‫IN FRONT OF ME...
‫WITH A BIG LIFE AHEAD OF HER.
‫- GUESS WHAT I'M DOING ‫RIGHT NOW.
‫- SEE? ‫I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT.
‫- O.M.G.
‫- TAMARA. ‫- ADAM IS, LIKE, AMAZE-A-RAMA.
‫IT'S LIKE I LOOK AT HIM, ‫AND I FORGET TO TALK.
‫I DON'T EVEN KNOW ‫WHEN THE LAST TIME
‫I WAS AT A LOSS FOR WORDS WAS. ‫I THINK IT WAS IN PRE-SCHOOL
‫WHEN THIS GIRL KEPT WEARING ‫THE SAME PANTS AS ME,
‫LIKE, EVERY DAY.
‫ANYWAY, ADAM IS INCREDIBLE. ‫HE'S THE REAL DEAL.
‫HE'S SHIPPING OUT SOON ‫TO PAKISTAN OR AFGHANISTAN
‫OR KIDNAPISTAN.
‫BUT HE IS SO INTERESTING
‫THAT I JUST KEPT LISTENING,
‫AND I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TALK.
‫- THAT'S...CRAZY.
‫DO YOU THINK ‫YOU'RE GONNA SEE HIM AGAIN?
‫- OH, HELLS TO THE YES.
‫WE'RE ENGAGED.
‫- WE GOT IT FROM ‫A STREET VENDOR OUT FRONT.
‫WE'LL SHOP FOR ‫THE REAL ONE LATER.
‫- T, THAT'S INSANE.
‫YOU JUST MET HIM.
‫- JENNA, CALM DOWN.
‫IT'S JUST A FUN, ‫AMAZING CONNECTION.
‫SEIZE THE MOMENT AND ALL THAT.
‫CARPE THE SPRING BREAK DIEM.
‫- AND MARRY THE FIRST GUY ‫YOU MEET AT A BAR.
‫- LOVE IS IN THE AIR, AMIGA.
‫AND ADAM IS ADORBS AND ROMANTIC,
‫AND HE FITS ME TO A "T."
‫GET IT? ‫A "T"?
‫LOOK, HE'S SHIPPING OUT,
‫AND HE'S PROBABLY SCARED.
‫AND I KIND OF LIKE THE IDEA
‫OF GIVING HIM SOMETHING ‫TO LOOK FORWARD TO
‫WHEN HE COMES BACK HOME.
‫THE TRUTH IS, WE'LL PROBABLY ‫DATE FOR A FEW MONTHS
‫AND THEN BREAK UP OVER SKYPE.
‫BUT FOR NOW, JUST LET ME ‫HAVE MY ROMANTIC DREAM.
‫- HEY, HAD A GOOD TIME. ‫- YEAH.
‫- IT WAS GOOD TO HANG OUT ‫WITH YOU.
‫- THAT'S RIGHT.
‫OH, YOU OKAY, BACK THERE?
‫- YEAH, THIS IS FUN.
‫- SORRY, JUST, YOU KNOW,
‫TRYING TO BOND ‫WITH THE NEW OLD MAN.
‫- MATTY, I'M TOTALLY FINE.
‫- THAT'S ONE HELL OF A GIRL ‫YOU GOT THERE, SON.
‫- YEAH, I'M NOT SURE SHE WAS ‫FEELING THE WHOLE FISHING THING.
‫- EH, YEAH.
‫WELL, YOU KNOW, THEY WEREN'T ‫REALLY BITING TODAY ANYWAY.
‫BUT IF YOU ASK ME, ‫SHE'S A KEEPER.
‫- YEAH, SHE'S GREAT.
‫- YEAH, I MEAN, ‫COMING DOWN HERE WITH YOU,
‫STANDING BY YOUR SIDE ‫THROUGH A BIG REUNION LIKE THIS.
‫YOU KNOW, LIKE YOU SAID ‫IN THE EMAIL,
‫SHE HELPED YOU FIND ME. ‫- ACTUALLY, THAT--
‫- NO, NOT EVERY GIRL ‫WOULD DO THAT.
‫NOT EVERY GIRL ‫WOULD CARE THAT MUCH.
‫WHAT YOU GOT HERE ‫IS A SOUL MATE.
‫COME ON, GIRL, LET'S GO.
‫COME ON.
‫- HEY.
‫- SO, WHY DID YOU QUIT ‫GAY REHAB?
‫- GOD MADE ME ‫THE WAY THAT I AM.
‫IF HE DIDN'T WANT ME ‫TO BE THIS WAY,
‫HE WOULDN'T HAVE MADE ME ‫THIS WAY.
‫- THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS ‫WHY I DECIDED GOD IS LAME,
‫FOR MAKING PEOPLE GAY ‫AND THEN HATING ON THEM.
‫- HOW DO WE KNOW HE DOES?
‫- MOMMY SAYS SO. ‫- AND SHE'S WRONG.
‫I FEEL EVEN MORE DEVOTED TO GOD ‫NOW THAT I'VE ACCEPTED MYSELF
‫AND KNOW THAT HE ACCEPTS ME.
‫- WELL, THAT GOD ‫SOUNDS REALLY COOL,
‫LIKE A GOD I COULD HANG WITH.
‫I DO MISS BELIEVING IN... ‫SOMETHING.
‫NOT BELIEVING IN THINGS ‫IS DEPRESSING
‫AND A HELL OF A LOT OF WORK.
‫- YOU'RE GORGEOUS, SADIE.
‫- I'M OKAY. ‫- OH, COME ON.
‫DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T ‫HEAR THIS EVERY DAY.
‫- SOMEONE DOES TELL ME ‫I'M GORGEOUS ALMOST EVERY DAY,
‫SOME IDIOT ‫WHO I TREAT LIKE [bleep],
‫WHICH HE TOTALLY DESERVES.
‫ANYWAY, THANK YOU.
‫- WHERE'S MATTY?
‫- HE WENT FOR A WALK.
‫I THINK SOMETHING HIS FATHER ‫SAID GOT HIM RILED UP.
‫- IS HE OKAY?
‫- HE'S FINE.
‫HE JUST DOESN'T WANT ‫TO TALK TO ME.
‫IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY, JAKE.
‫- YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.
‫- SORRY ABOUT NORTHWESTERN.
‫- IT JUST SUCKS WHEN YOU FEEL
‫LIKE YOU'VE DONE ‫EVERYTHING RIGHT
‫BUT THINGS... ‫THEY DON'T GO YOUR WAY.
‫- YEAH. ‫IT DOES.
‫JAKE...
‫- HMM?
‫- THEIR LOSS.
‫- YEAH.
‫[both chuckle]
‫YEAH, NO, THANKS.
‫- HOLA, PAPITO.
‫WELCOME TO MEXICO.
‫- HOLA.
‫- MOM, DAD, ‫THIS IS MY FRIEND BRIAN.
‫- HI. BRIAN.
‫IT'S A PLEASURE ‫TO MEET YOU BOTH.
‫- JENNA HAS TOLD ME ‫SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.
‫MARINE, WHO'S GOING TO STUDY ‫MARINE BIOLOGY AT SCRIPPS
‫WHEN HE GETS BACK FROM HIS TOUR ‫IN THE PERSIAN GULF.
‫- IMPRESSIVE.
‫- NOT AS IMPRESSIVE AS YOUR ‫DAUGHTER GOING TO WYCOFF.
‫- WELL, MY MOM'S ‫GOING TO LOCKARD, SO...
‫- PROBABLY NOT, SWEETIE.
‫WE'LL TALK LATER.
‫YOU GUYS GO HAVE FUN.
‫- NO, NO, WE CAN TALK NOW.
‫- YEAH, OKAY. ‫NICE TO MEET YOU.
‫- NICE TO MEET YOU TOO, MA'AM.
‫- GIVE US FIVE. ‫- YEAH.
‫- SO I WAS WAITING ‫FOR THE RIGHT TIME.
‫- TIME FOR WHAT?
‫YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
‫- WELL...
‫OKAY, UM...
‫GUESS WHAT.
‫I'M PREGNANT.
‫CRAZY, HUH?
‫- WHAT?
‫ON PURPOSE? ‫- NOT REALLY.
‫- OKAY, HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?
‫DON'T ANSWER THAT.
‫OKAY.
‫OKAY, WELL, GOOD.
‫I GUESS I'M GONNA BE ‫A BIG SISTER.
‫ALTHOUGH, I WON'T BE AROUND,
‫BECAUSE I'LL BE AT COLLEGE.
‫- SO I GUESS YOU ARE GONNA BE
‫THE ONLY HAMILTON GIRL ‫GOING TO COLLEGE AFTER ALL.
‫- MOM, YOU NEED ‫TO GO TO COLLEGE.
‫- HOW CAN I?
‫- LOTS OF WAYS. ‫DAYCARE, DAD.
‫MOM, I WAS THE FIRST BABY ‫THAT KEPT YOU FROM COLLEGE.
‫DON'T LET BABY NUMBER TWO ‫BE THE SECOND.
‫IT'S NOT FAIR TO IT OR ME...
‫OR YOU.
‫- * BUT IF YOU WALK AWAY
‫- SERGIO.
‫I DIDN'T MEAN ‫TO BE SUCH A BITCH.
‫- OH, BULL[bleep]. ‫YOU'RE A FINELY TUNED
‫BITCH MACHINE, SADITA.
‫- OKAY, YOU'RE RIGHT.
‫I DID MEAN IT, BUT...
‫I'M NOT SO FINELY TUNED.
‫MAYBE MY CALIBRATION ‫IS A LITTLE BIT OFF.
‫- WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
‫- IT MEANS...
‫MAYBE I WAS BEING SUCH A BITCH
‫BECAUSE MAYBE I DON'T KNOW ‫WHAT TO DO ABOUT YOU.
‫MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO MISS YOU.
‫- WELL, OF COURSE YOU'RE ‫GOING TO MISS ME, PRINCESS.
‫WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
‫- I DON'T LIKE THINGS ‫I CAN'T CONTROL.
‫- WELL, SOMETIMES ‫I THINK YOU DO.
‫- I DON'T WANT ‫TO MISS YOU IF I GO.
‫- TOO [bleep] BAD.
‫- * AND IF YOU PUSH ME DOWN
‫* PUSH ME DOWN
‫* THERE I'LL STAY *
‫- THEY, MRS. H., ‫HAVE YOU SEEN JENNA?
‫- SHE'S OUT, MATTY.
‫- WHERE'D SHE GO? ‫DO YOU KNOW?
‫- YEP, I KNOW.
‫- SO IS THIS LIKE A SECRET ‫OR SOMETHING?
‫- SHE WENT ON A WALK ‫WITH A GUY SHE MET.
‫- LOOK, I NEED TO TALK TO HER, ‫SO I WAS HOPING YOU COULD--
‫- STOP, MATTY. ‫- EXCUSE ME?
‫- LET HER MOVE ON WITH HER LIFE.
‫YOU'VE BROKEN HER HEART ENOUGH.
‫- I BROKE HER HEART?
‫- JUST LET HER GO.
‫YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE.
‫TREAT THIS AS A GOOD-BYE.
‫YOU'LL BE WITH ME THE ENTIRE
‫TIME YOU'RE IN THE GULF.
‫- THE GULF?
‫- SHOOT, IT WAS ‫ONE OF THE 'STANS.
‫- TAMARA, ‫WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
‫I'M GOING TO TWENTYNINE PALMS.
‫- TWENTYNINE PALMS? ‫CALIFORNIA?
‫I THOUGHT YOU WERE ‫GOING TO THE GULF.
‫- YEAH, IN THE NEXT YEAR.
‫WE HAVE NINE MONTHS TOGETHER, T.
‫IF WE GET A JUMP,
‫WE CAN HAVE OUR WEDDING ‫BEFORE I LEAVE.
‫[mellow guitar]
‫*
‫- * SLOW DOWN
‫* EVERYONE'S BEEN SLOWING DOWN *
‫[Jenna screeches]
‫*BUT I'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT *
‫* THINKING OF YOU
‫* HOLD TIGHT
‫* EVERYONE'S BEEN ‫KEEPING TIME *
‫* AND I CAN'T SEE...*
‫- HEY, MATTY.
‫- HEY.
‫- WHAT IS UP?
‫WHAT ARE YOU-- ‫WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
‫WHO IS THAT WITH JENNA?
‫- WHAT'S UP, MAN?
‫- UH...
‫LISTEN, I NEED ‫TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
‫IT'S ABOUT GABBY.
‫- JUST SAY IT, MAN.
‫YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, BUD.
‫YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH ‫THE ONLY PERSON I TRUST.
‫- OH, GOD, I'M A DICK. ‫- NO, YOU'RE NOT.
‫YOU ALWAYS TELL ME THE TRUTH,
‫AND I KNOW ‫WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY.
‫AND YOU'RE RIGHT.
‫GABBY AND I AREN'T ‫RIGHT TOGETHER.
‫- YOU'RE NOT?
‫- MY DAD CALLED IT TODAY.
‫MY, UH, TECHNICAL DAD.
‫MY-- ‫DANNY.
‫- HE SAID YOU'RE ‫NOT RIGHT TOGETHER?
‫- NO. ‫HE SAID WE WERE SOUL MATES.
‫HE PRETTY MUCH ‫CALLS EVERYTHING
‫THE EXACT OPPOSITE ‫OF WHAT IT REALLY IS.
‫NEVER MET ANYONE ‫WITH A WORSE READ ON PEOPLE.
‫JESUS, I HOPE I DIDN'T ‫INHERIT THAT.
‫- SOUL MATE.
‫THAT'S A PRETTY STRONG WORD.
‫- YEAH.
‫- * OOH
‫* IT'S TOO LATE FOR US TO *
‫- HEY, I'M GONNA HEAD BACK IN.
‫SAVE SOME ENERGY FOR TOMORROW, ‫YOU KNOW?
‫- YEAH, COOL.
‫HEY, UH, WILL YOU ‫CHECK ON GABBY?
‫- YEAH.
‫HEY, YOU KNOW, ‫FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH,
‫IF YOU STILL HAVE FEELINGS ‫FOR JENNA,
‫YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU SHOULD--
‫- I CAN'T.
‫- * THIS IS FOR ‫THE REST OF US *
‫* HOPING IT'S ALL RIGHT *
‫- * OLD ENOUGH TO DIE
‫* AND YOUNG ENOUGH TO FIGHT
‫- I HAD MY CHANCE.